mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
pinprick: evangelala: pegthepatriarchy: Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any. HAHAHAHAAH FUCK omg
I dont care if you have pudge, rolls, muffin top...
Eyes Open: freya-in-the-window: vaya-mernda:... →
freya-in-the-window: vaya-mernda: freya-in-the-window: @vaya-mernda I need motivation and energy >< some sort of energy boost I made a charm the other day that worked almost instantly. But it was a little personalised in that I used my own sigils, and several of the herbs I…
u-ok: (brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in
this-is-clarity: So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf. Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.” Legolas is Moon Moon